bedtime stories...

this is a story about a boy and a girl.

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this is jeremy. he likes to drive his car to scary dark places with his girlfriend.

it kind of freaks her out.

one day they decided to try to find the great salt lake. they parked their car in a dark scary place and started walking...

they walked for miles until janelle, unable to bear the awful stench, sat down in defeat.

jeremy offered to plug her nose... if she plugged his. so they did.. and continued walking.

they walked until the wretched smelling mud caked the bottoms of their shoes... and gnats swarmed around their ankles. finally they found it. the great salt lake. it was disgusting. so they ran back to the dark scary place where their car was parked, and took this terrible picture...

and realized that they both looked a little weird... which may or may not have been caused by second hand high they got at the snoop dogg concert they just went too. shoot.